When it is time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Leroy! Let's do a simple equation, why don't you shut the fuck up! What is the difference between a cheap hooker and an elephant? You're in the scene, but you're also outside the scene. People nationwide were quoting the above joke. As the comedian goes fishing, fights bulls, and reports to superior officers about seeing giant beetles, he often finds rich characters as well as crisp punch lines. You can travel the world over
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When Abraham Lincoln campaigned for president in , he was dismissed as an odd-looking country bumpkin. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Bill's wife, Sue, wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress! One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse! As a piece of comedy, it demanded attention. Yep, that sure is a strange name. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. Why do men die before their wives?
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Dennis climbed up on the auditor's desk, missed the wastebasket completely, and pretty much got pee all over the desk. She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me. Cook dinner if she knows what's good for her. Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! Stefani Ruper on April 28, at 9:
His most direct comedic descendant is probably Doug Stanhope, but his attitude of fury inspired a generation of satirists of all stripes. What's the first thing a woman does after coming out of the abuse shelter? Why don't women wear watches? Even more importantly, I challenge us women to become better communicators about this. When they sat down, Ole looked over at Lena and said, "Hey, Lena, vould you like a cocktail before dinner? And I still prefer fuck. It has the everyday feel of the observational comedy of the s, but it hints at the alternative scene that would soon spring up — the bit started with her simply reading the box onstage to fill time.